Toronto Santa Speedo Run supporting SickKids Foundation

This seemed like a fun silly way to raise money for a good cause. Plus Brian bugged me to do it.
ME: Hey my body, you should get up and go for a run!
MY BODY: Meeehhh no wanna.
ME: But what about your health and fitness?
MY BODY: Who cares. Couch time.
ME: Okay, couch time, yes, I hear you, but we're signed up to do that fun run and my friends' money is riding on it.
MY BODY: Wait, your friends are paying for me to run? Why on earth would they do that? Are they okay?
ME: Because the money is going to Sick Kids, a very worthy cause.
MY BODY: Oh. Dang. That is a good reason.
ME: So run?
MY BODY: Yes, okay, we can go for a run.
ME: Terrific! Gotta get trained up so you can run three kilometres in a Speedo in December!
MY BODY: In a what when?
ME: I'll explain later.