Kira Hall

Kira Hall

ME: Hey my body, you should get up and go for a run!

MY BODY: Meeehhh no wanna.

ME: But what about your health and fitness?

MY BODY: Who cares. Couch time.

ME: Okay, couch time, yes, I hear you, but we're signed up to do that fun run and my friends' money is riding on it.

MY BODY: Wait, your friends are paying for me to run? Why on earth would they do that? Are they okay?

ME: Because the money is going to Sick Kids, a very worthy cause.

MY BODY: Oh. Dang. That is a good reason.

ME: So run?

MY BODY: Yes, okay, we can go for a run.

ME: Terrific! Gotta get trained up so you can run three kilometres in a Speedo in December!

MY BODY: In a what when?

ME: I'll explain later.

Kira Hall